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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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