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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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