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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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