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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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