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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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