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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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