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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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