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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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