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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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