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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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