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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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