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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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