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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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