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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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