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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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