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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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