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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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