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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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