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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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