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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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