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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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