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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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