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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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