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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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