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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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