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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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