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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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