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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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