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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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