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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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