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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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