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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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