Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.