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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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