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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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