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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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