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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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