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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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