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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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