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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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