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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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