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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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