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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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