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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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