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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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