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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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