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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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