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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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