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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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