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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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